I just received this - hope you will like it:

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
   gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people 
   have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
    payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?  Raise my
    hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
    lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off
    now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
    engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person
    wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all
    fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Yes no 21 has plagued me for years...

Hurray for a laugh!! -- saves 'washing' the eye's ??