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Val

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Real newspaper ads

« on: July 11, 2008, 04:05:12 PM »

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.


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Phoenix

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Re: Real newspaper ads

« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 11:15:25 PM »

Yes, why would a man want the Encyclopedia ?? (lol)
A woman knows -- everything (?) so why waste money ??
The very best thing about a Woman ??
She is Always Right ?? ----- Think again Bill Huh