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william
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« on: June 22, 2008, 06:04:47 PM »
We all have our senior moments, so why not a subject ONLY for them, no POLITICS. Heres whay happened to me today.
 decided to have a coffee, put the kettle on, put sugar in cup followed by the coffee,when the kettle boiled poured the water into the cup,it looked weak, so gave it a stir it still lookeed like water, i realised then that I put the coffee in the sugar basin.
Shall we try and keep this for senior moments and try not to diversify. I am sure you have all got some to tell.
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Phoenix
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 03:24:11 PM »
Hello William,  What a terrific Idea!!

Senior Moments are getting on the Increase, but is sure to give one a good laugh?? -- Only yesterday, I forgot to put the Tea bags in the cups -- Stirring like mad, untill Eve came in and said -- "where is the Tea Bags " ----
The Bells Rang Huh -----

Ever tried putting your Shoes on, when your Slippers are still on your Feet ?? Yes!! I have -- and was looking at my feet as well??  Can You Believe That --I Did It Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Just No Help for some of us Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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william
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 06:26:38 PM »
On a saturday night after a couple o pints, i ask for a whiskey with ice. what did I ask for on sat. Awhiskey with MINCE.Now its a standing joke.
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mac
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 11:03:10 PM »
William the sad thing is I would have known what you meant  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 08:36:03 PM »
Hello William,  T'is but a slip of the tongue ??  But it does give othere's a laugh??? --- I've no 'senior moments' to report, but does not mean i have not had them  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 08:50:15 PM »
I had two today,first I forgot my best friends brithday !
then I forgot another friend was visiting me,and I was out !
talk about appologise !!!
they are true friends and understood,both said they would get their own back lol........and they will lol
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 03:47:00 PM »
Oh!! Dear Mac,  You have 'Blotted' your copy book??
Delighted They are True Friends and ER!!  will get their own back ?? -----  They Too, may well have a Senior moment, at the appropiate Time Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes LOL!! LOL!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 07:18:48 PM »
my senior moment on the ship. Went for a shower.put my hand through the half open door to turn on the shower, the spray had been left facing the door, got a spray of ice cold water which left the floor wet through, however managed to adjust it and get into the shower,washing myself, i realised i still had my underpants on.
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mac
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 07:21:36 PM »
Saved you washing them then William lol lol
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 02:56:16 PM »
just keep 'em rolling in ??
Went to the hospital this morning, bought the 'Mail' to read while waiting.  Back Home, got changed, Eve said "Where is The Paper" ?? -- Ehem??  had left it in the hospital -- So out i had to go -- again!!  Oh! Boy!!
 One cannot have 'enough' ---- Senior moments, for 'FUN' Huh??
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ansu
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 05:25:41 PM »
... and to keep your body and brain going. In Germany we say "what you don't have in your brain, you must have in your feet" lol
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 07:06:30 PM »
WE dont say that here Teri we say a mans brain is elsewhere but I cant say  Shocked Grin
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ansu
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2008, 09:23:19 AM »
Mac, this saying we have, too, and it seems to be correct in some cases ....... Shocked
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william
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2008, 01:13:52 PM »
Thats not true Mac, otherwise I would have had dementia years ago.
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Phoenix
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2008, 04:12:06 PM »
Er! Um!  One should not 'Distort The truth'   LOL?Huh?
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