When I was young solicitors were for helping you if you got into trouble.
Now though they are trained to find loopholes,and "no win no fee"

I read today of a guy who is forgetful,he is only 57.
It is the only time i have heard of forgetfulness making any sense,apparently he bought a lottery ticket and then forgot he had bought it !
So he bought another one ! same numbers
And lo and behold he won the jackpot not once but twice !!!!!
He won £479.142 twice,but...........there were 5 winners,and if he had only bought one ticket he would have won £598.927.twice..........I dont think he will be too bothered!

Thanks Mac, didnt realise it was tomorrow, Pinnys at the ready, i will turn it with a spatula tho,the last time i tried throwing it up, I ruined mi hair style.

Pancake day?? had not given it a thought!! Thinks?? Shopping tomorrow, better get me some s'lovelly pancakes and Syrup!!

Thanks Mac,  Just goes to show, a long time since I had them. Lemon Juice on my shopping list!!

Pancakes?? Hum!!  I missed mine. Went shopping for Eve and got everything --- But pancakes?? Couldn't be 'bothered' to go out again???

Pancakes ready made = Yes!!  Have bought them, but I used to enjoy making them myself, perhaps I will remember when out shopping later this week!!  S'lovelly to smoil oneself, just now and then!!! ---- Yummy??

Hi William, Yer?? Pancakes ready made. No Fun!! ---
Make them yourself, then you can give 'em a Toss?? --
Stand wiv yer back, ter the Sink and --- TOSS??
IF it's A Miss?? -- Look in The Sink??  =   SPLAT!!