I just received this - hope you will like it:

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people
have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my
hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all
fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Not Dead Yet - Forum

Senior Topics => Current Affairs => Topic started by: ansu on August 20, 2008, 05:15:33 PM