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Title: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 01, 2008, 02:39:19 PM
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 01, 2008, 08:14:43 PM
I asked the kids lol
they said a stamp !


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: ansu on August 01, 2008, 10:15:36 PM
Is it the shadow?????


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 02, 2008, 07:52:34 AM
Its a stamp okay Mac you next.get us a riddle


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: ansu on August 03, 2008, 05:18:59 PM
Super, Mac!


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 03, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
Can you translate the following in English
"yyuryyubecuryy4me"
 lol go on have a go !


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 04, 2008, 01:49:18 PM
Two wise you are, two wise you be, I see you are, two wise for me.....lol...I remember that one from school. Hey Teri, do you want a go, give us a riddle, in English mind...lol...


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 04, 2008, 03:03:06 PM
Well done ! Val


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 06, 2008, 09:52:08 AM
Try this one Mac, two ducks in front of a duck, twoducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle.  How many ducks are there.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 06, 2008, 01:05:50 PM
pure guess William
3


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 06, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Correct Mac, your not just a pretty face.
Now tell me, if February is the shortest month, which is the longest month.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 06, 2008, 10:35:19 PM
William it was my turn to ask lol

Anyway I think it is February cos there is hardly any daylight so it seems longer ?


personally I feel it should be January because the pay cheque comes in in December and then not till the very end of January lol


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 07, 2008, 11:41:19 AM
Feb, is the shortest month Mac. One month is slightly longer than the others, I will give you a hint. "clocks"


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 07, 2008, 07:09:12 PM
lol october



What is eaten before it is born and after it is dead ?


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 07, 2008, 07:52:52 PM
Heard that one on the ship Mac, so will let some one else answer it.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 08, 2008, 07:32:56 AM
A chicken?


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 08, 2008, 12:53:07 PM
your turn now Val lo


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 08, 2008, 02:21:34 PM
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 09, 2008, 02:15:38 PM
Breath


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 09, 2008, 02:37:47 PM
yep, you next Wills.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 09, 2008, 08:43:30 PM
shucks he beat me to it lol
ok William I take it back about dementia lol


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 10, 2008, 07:34:35 PM
What has women got two of and men has only got one.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 10, 2008, 11:29:14 PM
Errrrm  ....... brain cells ? lol


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 11, 2008, 06:57:23 AM
You took the words out of my mouth mac, its got to be right. :D


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 11, 2008, 11:31:41 AM
Wrong, That cant be true, otherwise you would know the answer. lol


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: ansu on August 11, 2008, 11:57:51 AM
William, perhaps women just have got too much brain cells to solve such a tricky riddle ......


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on August 11, 2008, 12:02:37 PM
Well it can't be surnames because if you don't marry you still only have one...oh I give up....


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: ansu on August 11, 2008, 12:05:59 PM
o.k. William what about x-chromosomes - women got two and men only one!


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on August 11, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
The clue is in the word "has"


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on August 11, 2008, 08:44:00 PM
Good answer Teri
I give up William !


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Stanley Bennett on October 26, 2008, 11:34:22 AM
got to be an egg and a chicken


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on October 26, 2008, 04:13:27 PM
Could the answer be SPEEDS William  ;) ;)


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on October 26, 2008, 06:05:38 PM
He's forgotten the answer or he's not going to tell us. ;D


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on October 26, 2008, 06:47:12 PM
u r going to kill me for this, the answer is VOWELS.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on October 26, 2008, 11:54:55 PM
 ???.................


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: Val on October 27, 2008, 06:22:06 AM
groan.......of course :'(


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on October 27, 2008, 04:08:09 PM
IT IS GREATER THAN GOD
AND MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL
THE POOR HAVE IT
THE RICH NEED IT
AND IF YOU EAT IT YOU`LL DIE
WHAT IS IT


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on October 29, 2008, 12:11:45 PM
I will give you the answer then.......

NOTHING  !
NOTHING IS GREATER THAN GOD
NOTHING IS MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL
THE POOR HAVE NOTHING
THE RICH WANT FOR NOTHING
IF YOU EAT NOTHING YOU DIE.
I wont bother with another one dont think its very popular  ;D


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: william on October 29, 2008, 08:04:17 PM
Hi Mac, dont give up, that was a great answer, it had me baffled. I felt the same about my last riddle, it got such a poor response,now there are more posters, who knows.


Title: Re: Riddle
Post by: mac on October 29, 2008, 10:02:40 PM
Thanks William
do you want another one ?