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Title: Real newspaper ads
Post by: Val on July 11, 2008, 04:05:12 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,  1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown -  89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.


Title: Re: Real newspaper ads
Post by: Phoenix on July 28, 2008, 11:15:25 PM
Yes, why would a man want the  Encyclopedia ?? (lol)
 A woman knows -- everything (?) so why waste money ??
 The very best thing about a Woman ??
 She is Always Right ?? ----- Think again Bill ???


Title: Re: Real newspaper ads
Post by: mac on July 29, 2008, 04:16:28 PM
So glad you agree phoenix lol ;)